If you want a t-shirt (or various other ways of quietly saying you’re pretending not to panic) here’s a store for that.: Pretending Not To Panic on Zazzle.
Of course, maybe some caffeine will help you cope.
Pretending Not To Panic – the mug by PretendingNotToPanic
Get custom imprinted coffee mugs online at Zazzle.
Or, maybe you want to tell folks why you’re reaching for your hip flask.